Dork Chow

I got a new nickname. The Business Enterprise Center is trying to get me to become a member. My buddy Bill was waxing eloquent about how it will grow my business. I am not arguing. I think the BEC is very cool, and a lot of my buds are out there. Anyway I said, “So Bill, if I get your brand of peanut butter and spread it on … “, (on what? Looks around…. There were my knees right down there where they always are. They were the first thing that I saw.) “uh…. my knees, what exactly will happen next?” Bill’s eyes popped. I think it floored him momentarily with how off-the-wall that was. But he recovered quickly and came back with “crunchy smooth or natural?” Bill will never let me hear the end of that.

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